You know when you go to the doctor, and s/he asks you how many drinks you have a week, and you just know they’re doubling that in their head?  I always worry about what they must think of me when I answer honestly.

I’m a grad student in food science, so sometimes I get too technical.  I’m not a fan of fake food, an ontological position which, taken with my chosen occupation, generally makes me pretty irritable.  But at least I’m pretty when I’m angry.

Sample Policy

Any samples I receive will be identified as such, and reviewed honestly and with as little bias as I can muster.


I can be reached at glossolalia at gmail dot com or by comment on this blog.  I generally will respond quickly to either method.