Text from a marketing email I got today, promoting some godawful flavored vodka, offered verbatim and without (further) comment:

If you are planning a date this Valentine’s Day, make it perfect, right down to the cocktail.  Chambord Flavored Vodka enlisted New York City-based relationship expert Dr. Jane Greer, and her husband and partner in practice, Dr. Marc Snowman, to taste four new cocktails and provide their impressions on which cocktails are date night right.  “Chambord Flavored Vodka is the World’s Most Romantic Vodka,” said Dr. Jane. “It is perfect in so many cocktails that can add that touch of romance to any date, Valentine’s Day or not.”